Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman: Who Would
Win?
So who would win in a fight - Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman?
In honor of the new X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie that opens May 1st (tomorrow!!), we thought
we'd entertain you with the SuperHeroStuff.com take on this unlikely duel. Below is a preview
of the fight as we think it would go down. Visit our blog to read the full story.
[Wolverine's Journal Entry: Hydra Trail/Tibet] After dispatching the Hydra pukes, I grab their pizza box and head towards the control panel that opens the steel doors. I push the big green button, when suddenly a freight train connects with the back of my skull slamming me against the doors.
I must have lost consciousness� I never lose consciousness, because I'm now on my back, expecting to see the Hulk standing over me. Instead, what I see is a tall glass of water, about 5'11" perfectly proportioned, brunette, in star spangled swim trunks red boots and a red corset. Probably a D cup. The Hulk is no where to be seen. I must be loosing my touch to let a girl get the drop on me.
I drag myself to my feet, giving my system time to heal the internal bleeding in my cerebellum.
"I take it you're the dame who hit me?" 
Looks like Papa's gonna spank if you try it again sister.
"You just murdered eight men. None of them fired their weapons, hardly a case of self-defense. I'm delivering you to the local authorities so you can stand trial."
"Who the hell are you? Motha Teresa?
Or a Hooker, judgin' by that skimpy lil� " I didn't even see the next punch coming, she was that fast. It wasn't even a punch she actually mule kicked me in the throat. Nobody mule kicks me in the throat and lives. She just pissed me off! Hydra can wait.
"Listen sister! These bubs are mindless savages, they're Hydra. Look at their uniforms. What Tibetan rock've you
been sittin' under, to not even know baddies when you see them? So step back and go get a manicure or brow waxin,' I have work to do." I turn around to head in the complex, still rubbing my throat, hoping my larynx isn't permanently damaged.
The freight train comes around again. I wake up 200 feet in the Hydra complex, spilling a red Folgers coffee can that the local Hydra goons were using as a spittoon. Disgusting. I hate other bubs' chew spooge. I loose it. Everything goes RED! Looks like big sis is gettin' a spankin' from Logan!
I draw down, "SNIKT!" and lunge for princess' throat. Whoever she is, she's just proved she can take care of herself. Tall dark and dangerous is goin' down! First her, then Hydra, then I finish my friggin' pizza.
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